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Sites que pour les bien foutus?!

Sat, 17 May 2008 12:46:37 GMT

Voilà un site qui se dit:

Bref un site de rencontre de célibataires beaux, intelligents évoluant dans le monde la finance, du marketing, de l'art, de la pub...etc.

D'accord... et pour les moins beaux, intelligents et tout?!

[C'est pas moi qui l'ai dit!] Réponse: "Y a FaceBouc!" - animateurs du 6/9 NRJ.

Merde... : /

LOL!!!

AttractiveWorld :: Facebook :: Elle

Twittworthy or not Twittworthy?

Sat, 17 May 2008 12:00:35 GMT

That could also be replaced by Facebook!

lmao!!! XD

Source: Waz, Penny Arcade

Destroying Grandma's House

Sat, 17 May 2008 10:56:28 GMT

I found this funny little game while browsing through Waz blog (after a very long time). Even though I could not understand what was written I tried it several times until I finally destroy the grandma's house... LOL! The aim is to get as close as to the target I suppose while catapulting objects. The destruction of the house though ~~can~~ cannot be prevented ; cool thing to 'relax' with XD

Check my disasters below:

Ouch! She must be swearing?? ~~%@*&!~~

Ouuh!!

Oups! Sorry granny! :P

Now your turn, try it! :]

Fan de Sarko en dépression !

Mon, 12 May 2008 05:21:50 GMT

Original : Fan de Britney

Trop trop bonne!

Best of Gendarmes @ NewYork

Mon, 05 May 2008 16:17:04 GMT

"My tailor is rich"

"Your flower is not beautiful"

etc

these are my favourite in this movie. It will remain a great french classic

and a movie to have in ones DVDtech

Oasis Pu

Sat, 03 May 2008 10:51:26 GMT

J'adore ces pubs et ces petits fruits marrants!

Têtes à Claques

Sat, 03 May 2008 10:35:45 GMT

Toute une collection à visionner !

Trop drôle:

Vie de Merde

Sat, 03 May 2008 10:11:16 GMT

Vie de Merde, ah en voyant ce titre vous vous dites sûrement ben ça y est je vais me plaindre dans le blog qui suit.

Raté! C'est pas de moi dont on parlera mais des autres. En écoutant NRJ un matin ils parlaient d'un site Web

appelé Vie de Merde ou des internautes Français pour la plupart racontent leurs malheurs ou carrément la honte de

leur vie. Il est vrai que pas toutes ces petits billets ne racontent pas de longues histoires et pas toutes en eux ne sont

pas aussi drôle mais la majorité l'est !

Au départ ce n'était que un petit site Weblog parmi tant d'autres mais très vite le nombres de visiteurs augmente

chaque jour. et ils ont même un espace boutique. C'est très tendance malgré le fait que c'est pas quelque d'extraordinaire en lui-même.

Comme quoi les choses les plus simples sont très appréciées.

Cellplus to Orange

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 06:05:31 GMT

Cellplus devient Orange. Ouais ben un bien grand mot et de grands faire-parts! Donc nous en fait ce qu'on attend réellement c'est les offres et un meilleur service en terme de réseau et d'accès rapide au Net sans que cela ne coûte une fortune.

Orange Maurice

Go green with your computer!

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 14:15:14 GMT

Every where across the media there is always an article about the climatic changes, pollution and the urgent need of being aware of the possible dangers of those changes and that it is high time that we think Green. And this awareness has even reached the way we live, what car we drive, and you can now find across the Internet stuffs for your PC to show that you are aware and care for your planet.

So I was thinking why not? Changing the appearance of IE 7 is not possible but I don't care since I rarely use it!
Now for my Firefox I had to find a theme and while was browsing through the set of add-ons I spotted the Goo Green add-on.
It just fits well with my wallpaper, bamboo. I've chosen the green/plants/nature/environment theme and sincerely if gives a peaceful effect :)
If you have the Olive Green appearance (of XP) that will be just fine.
Yeah as you can see I don't like having many icons on my desktop. Just the ones that can't be removed!

My Messenger as well has gone through some changes: from default blue to some custom green.
With the MsgplusLive I have decreased the opacity of the messenger window. (chat windows as well is possible)
Learn more about Goo Green.

Un Voyage Or et Sang

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 10:46:33 GMT

Tous les voyageurs en partance n'ont qu'une préoccupation : le luxueux circuit qu'ils s'apprêtent à accomplir au Rajasthan, le pays des maharadjahs. S'y côtoient une ravissante garce, ancien mannequin habituée de la presse people, son vieux baron de mari, deux veuves américaines fortunées et encore jolies, un ex-PDG richissime et son épouse, une sémillante Argentine débarquant de son immense hacienda, un guide un peu cavaleur et sa compagne énamourée.

Dans l'Inde mystérieuse, les imprévus se mettent à pleuvoir, suscitant bisbilles et zizanie, et gâtant peu à peu le voyage. Soudai, au sein du groupe, survient un crime étrange, bientôt suivi d'une disparition inquiétante. Dans un fabuleux palace de marbre blanc isolé au milieu d'un lac turquoise, méfiance et suspicion s'installent.

Source: Le Point jeudi 10 avril 2008 n° 1856

Il me faut absolument trouver ce livre. Ca me fait étrangement penser à Mort sur le Nil d'Agatha Christie, que j'aime beaucoup d'ailleurs.
A suivre...

The real meanings

Tue, 01 Jan 2008 10:07:51 GMT

2008

Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:33:42 GMT

Oh Oh Oh...

Sun, 30 Dec 2007 09:51:33 GMT

Talking about Typos do matter!

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:02:36 GMT

Good one!

Quote

Typos do matter!

A young monk arrives at a monastery.
He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.

He notices all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the Originals. So, he goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it
would never be picked up and would be continued in all copies.

The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."

He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go
by and nobody sees him.

So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him.

He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing,
"We missed the R ! we missed the R !"

The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?"
With a choking voice, the old abbot replies, "The word was...
C E L E B R A T E ! ! ! "

Pandi, Panda

Tue, 11 Dec 2007 16:49:11 GMT

Yo there!

Left: Oh no, I'm so scared. I can't move!
Right:Ok, now don't look down. Take my paw! Trust me.
Left: Last time I trust you I was at the vet for 2 weeks!!!

Right: Hey, why are you sad?
Left: I have PMS...

Right: Why do I always have to feed you??
Left: Am too lazy!

Right: Leave us alone, paparazzi!
Left: Yeah, get a life!

I am so tired...ppphhhh

Left: I don't want to hear your lies.
Right: I'm not lying!
Left: Yes you are! Talk to my paw!

Right: Where did you hide the bamboo or I'll spank you!
Left: What are you talking about???
Right: Arrgh!!!

New version of You know you're Maurtian when...

Mon, 10 Dec 2007 06:51:21 GMT

1.Your parents think you're doing you're homework but you're on msn...
2.You have 'Mauritius' T-shirts with sunsets and dolphins and a stash of Ralph Lauren shirts from that factory everyone goes to.
3.There's a karom board lodged in a corner of your house somewhere.
4.The only time you play karom is in Mauritius.
5.You have an uncle who's like, a karom champion.
6.You got uncles and cousins back home who are badminton champions.
7.Your favourite food is Rougaille but you tell all your white friends 'Spaghetti Bolognese'
8.You have sega music on your computer.
9.Your parents secretly know how to dance sega so do you.. Well its not hard now is it? alalilaaaaa
10.You have bare fresh cousins flocking into Australia saying they come to study but end up dossing and partying more than you.
11.You've tried 'Fair and Lovely' cream at some point and so has all your cousins but it dried out your skin/gave you a rash, so you thought...hmmm no.you haven't told anyone you tried 'Fair and Lovely'.
12.The biryani at your uncles wedding was done by a guy called 'chi bhai'
13.Every family occasion consists of biryani, followed by lamousse.
14.You don't really like lamousse yet get forced to eat the filling dessert after being stuffed with biryani.
15.Biryani and lamousse always taste better in Mauritius.
16.Your parents already start buying stuff to bring for family in Mauritius a year before they actually go.
17.Mauritius family never bring anything truly decent when they come to Australia/canada/UK apart from fris cristalise, piment confi, those twiggy crisps, vanilla tea, zasaar
18.Kraft cheddar is the only cheese you eat and there's always a stash of boxes that never seem to finish somewhere in the fridge or a cupboard.
19.You get really excited when you hear about a Mauritian party somewhere because it gives you warm sense of identity on the inside but yet go to check out the opposite sex and hope they're not your cousin.
20.Most Mauritians are related to you in some way or other that only your dad can figure out.
21.Your mum/dad call Mauritius using cheap phonecards at like 6 in the morning so that 'la lin la clear'.They still spend half an hour trying to figure out who they're talking to
22.You're family from Mauritius never seem to call home though.
23.You're parents drink tea almost every hour and you've been taught to make it since you was like 2 years old
24.Tea in Mauritius always tastes better
25.There's never a weekend where 'kompanye' don't randomly turn up.
26.Your dad and uncles and all your family back in Mauritius either support Liverpool or Man United.
27.There's valeez on top of your wardrobe.
28.There's ribbons on the handles because that's the only way your mum believes she will recognise them, but they so tatty you can spot the suitcases a mile off anyways.
29.Your whole generation comes to see you in the week before you go to Mauritius.. But only because they want you to take parcels back home for them "to capaav amen en parcel pour mo MAMA!!"
30.Your luggage is like a tonne overweight but yet your parents argue with check-in people.Your dad then tries to find someone Mauritian working at the airport that he supposedly knows.
31.You're one of the only Mauritian people on the plane and have more hand luggage than everyone else put-together.That's because you're taking so many random gift requests when going there and bringing back so much zasaar and piment confi that leaks when returning.
32.The whole of Mauritius comes to pick you up from the Mahebourg airport upon arrival
33.The first things uncles and aunties in Mauritius say when they see you is "gette coumant lin vin graaand" and "qui class to pe faire?"
34.Mosquitoes suck the living daylights out of your sweet blood.
35.The whole of Mauritius comes to drop you off at the airport when you're returning to home..and you always go 6 hours before the plane departs then just doss around the airport after checking-in and still manage to be late boarding the plane.
36.Your parents are always shocked by how quickly Mauritius 'pe devlopeh' yet you still think its look exactly the same since the last time you went the year before.
37.Mauritius family think your richer than the queen just because 'to anglais'.
38.Your mum gets excited when she sees part of a Bollywood film shot in Mauritius and thinks she can see your uncles house.
39.You just can't get enough of good old Mauritian dholl puri.
40.Your parents think Thermogene (vapour rub) is the cure for everything.
41.Whenever you're ill, random aunties give some next style remedies "buoille en peu cresson lerla to kraaz zaizam avec to boir li sek"
42.How many vieux pairs of sulyeh and savat are in the cupboard under the stairs?
43.You love to eavesdrop if you can hear people speaking Creole in a public place and you feel like your part of some secret society because you can understand what they're saying.
44.You have that random filthy rich uncle somewhere in the suburbs who has 10 cars and a 10 bedroom house and the only family occasion they would turn up to is a rare wedding.
45.You have a gold or silver braclet made in mauritius with ur name on it in capital letterz.
46. You drink alouda plein plein.. hehe..

You know you're Maurtian when... (old version) :: You know you are from/in Curepipe (in Mauritius) when...

You know you are from/in Curepipe (in Mauritius) when...

Mon, 10 Dec 2007 06:01:56 GMT

You know you are from/in Curepipe when:

When its raining in Curepipe while it is sunny everywhere
When you do your shopping at Monoprix (ex Prisunic) islands first supermarket
When you go to watch football at the George V Stadium
When Curepipe is the home to the most prestigious secondary schools, you name it!
When you always have an umbrella in your bag
When you buy shoes and think about "and if ever they get spoilt in the rain?"
When you wear/carry a coat when you are outside Curepipe
When it is sunny you open all windows, put every carpets outside and the clothes' line is full
When you bought X numbers of raincoats for your kids
When you sleep peacefully in summer while others are sweating like pigs on the coastal regions
When people are not nosy
When most people get home before 18:00 in winter
When you have a guy selling goodies in the bus at the Curepipe bus station: plastic bags, Elastoplast, peanuts, etc...
When you see the smiling chinese lady selling chinese cakes
When on Sunday at 13:00 everything is closed down, no one on the road
When you go to do your jogging/walking at Trou-Aux-Cerfs
When you are queueing up near Bata store for dholl puris

You know you're Maurtian when...(old version) :: You know you're from Mauritius when... (new version)

The cult of performance

Sat, 10 Nov 2007 09:35:05 GMT

"Always more", "can do better", "when there is a will there is a way".
But when we do not reach it actually, what happen? Do we no more have the right to mistake? Our society does it allows us to be less good? There is always the constant evaluation about performance which makes us wonder if imperfection will still exist...

LMAO!!!

Fri, 14 Sep 2007 16:57:07 GMT

Had a good giggle with that:

Melitha

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 16:05:16 GMT

2 thoughts

Tue, 07 Aug 2007 15:32:44 GMT

   "Try for Best,
    Be Prepared for Worst"

   "Most People have the will to win
    Few have the will to prepare to win"

3 Doors Down

Mon, 06 Aug 2007 14:33:33 GMT

New Words for 2007

Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:46:28 GMT

* SALAD DODGER.
An excellent phrase for an overweight person.

* SWAMP-DONKEY
A deeply unattractive person.

* TESTICULATING.
Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.

* BLAMESTORMING.
Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a
Project failed, and who was responsible.

* SEAGULL MANAGER.
A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and
Then leaves.

* ASSMOSIS.
The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by
sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.

* SALMON DAY.
The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get
screwed and die.

* CUBE FARM.
An office filled with cubicles.

* PRAIRIE DOGGING.
When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and
people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. (This also
applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.)

* SITCOMs.
Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn
into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home
with the kids or start a "home business".

* SINBAD.
Single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.

* AEROPLANE BLONDE.
One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.

* PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE.
The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it
to work again.

* ADMINISPHERE.
The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the rank and
file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" are often profoundly
inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to
solve. This is often affiliated with the dreaded "administrivia" -
needless
paperwork and processes.

* GOING FOR A McSHIT.
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food,
you're just going to the bog.(Loo) If challenged by a pimply staff
member,
your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is known
as a McShit with Lies.

* 404.
Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not
Found" meaning that the requested document could not be located.

* AUSSIE KISS.
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

* OH - NO SECOND.
That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just
Made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all').

* GREYHOUND.
A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

* JOHNNY-NO-STARS.
A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who
works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges
displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show
their level of training.

* MILLENNIUM DOMES.
The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from
The outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing.

* MONKEY BATH .
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo!
Aa! Aa! Aa!".

* MYSTERY BUS.
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the
Toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people
so
the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

* MYSTERY TAXI.
The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake
up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in
your
bed instead.

* BEER COAT.
The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise
At 3:00am .

* BEER COMPASS.
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after booze
cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how
you got here, and where you've come from.

* BREAKING THE SEAL.
Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After
breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be
required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.

* TART FUEL.
Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.

* PICASSO BUM.
A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's
Got 4 buttocks.

ROTFLMAO
Thanks to Nal.

Funny way of finding your name

Wed, 25 Jul 2007 16:48:27 GMT

Just for the fun of it

Mine is Goober Dipin Hiney

Let me know yours!

>1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first
>name:
>
>
>a = snickle
>b = doombah
>c = boobie
>d = cheesey
>e = crusty
>f = greasy
>g = dumbo
>h = farcus
>I = dorky
>j = doofus
>k = funky
>l = goober
>m = sleezy
>n = sloopy
>o = fluffy
>p = stinky
>q = slimy
>r = dorfus
>s = snooty
>t = tootsie
>u = dipsy
>v = sneezy
>w = liver
>x = skippy
>y = dinky
>z = zippy
>
>2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
>your new last name:
>
>a = dippin
>b = feather
>c = batty
>d = burger
>e = chicken
>f = barffy
>g = lizard
>h = waffle
>i = farkle
>j = monkey
>k = flippin
>l = fricken
>m = bubble
>n = rhino
>o = potty
>p = hamster
>q = buckle
>r = gizzard
>s = lickin
>t = snickle
>u = chuckle
>v = pickle
>w = lickin
>x = dingle
>y = gorilla
>z = girdle
>
>
>
>3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of
>your new last name:
>
>a = butt
>b = boob
>c = face
>d = nose
>e = hump
>f = breath
>g = pants
>h = shorts
>i = lips
>j = honker
>k = head
>l = tush
>m = chunks
>n = dunkin
>o = brains
>p = biscuits
>q = toes
>r = doodle
>s = fanny
>t = sniffer
>u = sprinkles
>v = frack
>w = squirt
>x = humperdinck
>y = hiney
>z = juice

HP 7!!!

Tue, 24 Jul 2007 19:41:26 GMT

I know I might sound like a big child for some or a completely rational young adult (I prefer that one) but I damn want to read the last Harry Potter book

(((())))

Yeah am a fan

Oh no :/

Mon, 23 Jul 2007 15:53:26 GMT

Ok, it was high time for me to go for a visit to my baldy doctor since I was not getting well. I already knew what would be the diagnostic but there was something else: "You are starting to have bronchitis...
No way you are going to work. Home; 3days"

'O_o damn!

The Most(?) Important Discoveries

Tue, 17 Jul 2007 14:03:46 GMT

Man discovered weapons, invented hunting.
Woman discovered hunting, invented furs.

Man discovered colors, invented painting.
Woman discovered painting, invented make-up.

Man discovered speech, invented conversation.
Woman discovered conversation, invented gossip.

Man discovered agriculture, invented food.
Woman discovered food, invented diet.

Man discovered friendship, invented love.
Woman discovered love, invented marriage.

Man discovered trade, invented money.
Woman discovered money, man has never recovered.

Har-har-har

Citations encore

Fri, 13 Jul 2007 18:25:17 GMT

· "Si ton professeur se tue à t'expliquer quelque chose… prend ton temps, laisse-le mourir."

· "Si tu pisses contre la tempête, tu mouilles tes chaussettes !"

· "Il vaut mieux se taire et passer pour un con que de l'ouvrir et ne laisser aucun doute sur le sujet."

· "Heureux l'élève qui comme la rivière arrive à suivre son cours tout en restant dans son lit"

Les ennuis, c'est comme le papier hygiénique: on en tire un, il en vient dix.

"La réalité n'est qu'une vaste hallucination provoquée par le manque d'alcool!"

Merci à Kyu :D

Let's laugh :D

Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:07:31 GMT

OMG! You killed Doris!!

I think you've spent too much time at the opera!

Ho ho! :/

Trop fort!!! Hahahahahaha

Very useful indeed!

Des citations rigolotes

Thu, 12 Jul 2007 08:37:12 GMT

Il n'y a pas de fumeur sans feu

Il n'y a qu'un remède à l'amour : la fuite

Chassez le naturiste, il revient au bungalow

L'horreur est humaine

La Bible ne fait pas le moine

Un sous-marin, pour une baleine, est un gros suppositoire

Pour voir qu'il fait noir, on n'a pas besoin d'être une lumière

Il faut cueillir les cerises avec la queue. J'avais déjà du mal avec la main - Coluche

On ne frappe pas un ennemi à terre. Mais quand alors? - Guitry

L'homme n'est que poussière et la femme aspirateur - Cavanna

My trio

Sat, 16 Jun 2007 07:41:55 GMT

Due to some other preoccupations I've not been much aware of what was happening in the Live Betas World. Last night while browsing through I came across the trio!

Windows Live Messenger,

Windows Live Writer and

Windows Live Mail.

They just rock!!!

Goes on...

Thu, 31 May 2007 11:29:01 GMT

Aaaah children!

Sat, 19 May 2007 14:41:36 GMT

1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead:
"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.
"You did WHAT ? ! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know,"explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."

2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father:
Five minutes later....."Da-ad...."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?"
"No, You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad...."
"WHAT?!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"

3. An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into
mischief, finally asked him: "How do you expect to get into Heaven?"
The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake,Dylan, come in or stay out!'"

4. One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed:
She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug."I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."
A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."

5. It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon:
All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?"

The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone, "Yes, and my Mom says it's a bitch to iron."

6. When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room:
I was just getting ready to get into the shower. She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!"
I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy."
"I know," she replied, but what's growing in your butt?"

7. A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father:
She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake.
The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie."
She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too."

Language...

Thu, 03 May 2007 17:17:12 GMT

Behaviours can tell a lot

+kiss on the cheek-----------------"we're friends"
+kiss on the hand------------------"i adore you"
+kiss on the neck-------------------"we belong together"
+kiss on the shoulder--------------"i want you"
+kiss on the lips---------------------"i love you" or "i want you"
+kiss on the ear--------------------"i'm horny"
+holding hands-----------------------"we can learn to love each other"
+a wink---------------------------------"Let's get it on"
+slap on the butt---------------------"thats mine"
+playing with the ear----------------"i can't live without you"
+holding on tight---------------------"don't let go"
+looking into each other's eyes---"let's get romantic"
+pulling hair on head---------------"tell me you love me"
+arms around the waist -----------"i love you too much to let go"

Source: FWD e-mail

That's really weird!!!

Wed, 02 May 2007 06:55:57 GMT

Last Sunday the little baby girl of our neighbours had beed baptised and as the customs want it sweets are offered. They are generally in cute little bags or boxes. These peeps had chosen boxes... and what boxes!!! I was speechless when I saw them. They look like little white coffins! Damn! Ok, I can understand than when putting them all together they form a circle but still...

Fortunately there's the little plastic baby sitting ( not lying; that would have been the fatal blow LOL! ) on it which may reassure a bit...

The Blog I bumped into

Sun, 29 Apr 2007 12:15:06 GMT

So today I am realxing home and enjoying it cause next week-end I'll be on the floor. No rest for me except maybe this Wednesday and Thursday. Talking about Wednesday I need to try to catch up with the TV debate between Ségolène Royal and Sarkozy. Hehehehe I was very interested to see these two fighting.

Yesterday we were talking (at work) about the 2nd and final round of the Presidential Elections in France and made a search about the wife of Sarko, Cecilia when I came me across a french blog, Sarkostique - Le Blog satirique officiel de Nicolas Sarkozy. Just the name of the blog was enough to have me ROTFL. Maybe behind all this humour lies the truth! Muahahaha... Honestly I don't have any preference but would it not be nice to have a woman as President? :D

Pictures Source: Sarkostique

A nice pet

Wed, 11 Apr 2007 22:51:04 GMT

Some snake shows up at their doorstep and they keep it as a pet. Now it's 20 feet long and the children ride it around the house... Check out that ending. Wow, that looks like fun!!

All about courage

Thu, 05 Apr 2007 11:34:02 GMT

Finally I watched it

I love it.

You have to be afraid to be courageous.

"уσυ αяє ѕтяσηgєя тнαη уσυ яєαℓιzє, ωιѕєя тнαη уσυ кησω. ωнαт ωαѕ ση¢є уσυя ℓιƒє ιѕ ησω уσυя ℓєgєη∂."

From the heart!

Mon, 02 Apr 2007 14:37:23 GMT

I'M HUNGRYYYYY!!!!!
[from the heart and stomach]

At Ebene Way...

Sat, 31 Mar 2007 16:44:04 GMT

This afternoon I went to Ebene Way Supermarket for some groceries and since it was its anniversary there was a lion dance for the occasion. Maybe this is for bringing good luck...

Lion Dance
Ebene Way - Mauritius

[I recorded a part
of it with my mobile phone...
Too bad there were people
always going in]

Cendrillon & le prince (pas trop) charmant

Sat, 31 Mar 2007 03:28:42 GMT

C'est la pagaille au Pays des Contes de Fées...En embrassant la Belle au Bois Dormant, le Prince est tombé dans un profond sommeil, le Petit Chaperon Rouge est portée disparue et plus aucune jeune fille ne souhaite embrasser de crapaud.Profitant de l'absence du magicien chargé de maintenir l'équilibre entre le Bien et le Mal, l'ignoble belle-mère de Cendrillon a pris le pouvoir. Son but : effacer à tout jamais la célèbre conclusion "ils vécurent heureux et eurent beaucoup d'enfants".Secondée par le beau Rick, son ami de toujours, et un Prince Charmant de seconde catégorie, Cendrillon va devoir une fois de plus se mettre en travers du chemin de sa marâtre.Et l'affrontement sera impitoyable...

Les crapauds restent des crapauds!!!

That's mine!! Stupid bitch!!!

Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:01:39 GMT

There are people who are really ill-mannered in the office especially that bitch of Pamela. Some times ago I bought a magazine and I brought it to work for the others in MY team to read and I wrote my name over it with the intention to get it back home.

Yesterday while I was having my lunch in the mess the bitch came in and she was holding my mag. in her hands. I was like: Huh?! WTF? She did not even ask if she could take it to read. I decided to see what will be her next moves. She did not even return it.

Worst while I was in my van leaving for home she has MY mag. in her hands and she was going home with it obviously. I was so PISSED OFF, .. you BITCH!!! I've got some mag. there and I think this week-end am gonna take all home.

What annoys me most is that she did not ask if she could borrow it (when I thought the mag. was lost)!

You work facking bitch, you have money so go and buy your own mag!

I just hate people like that!!!

Me in a story of... Tofu?!

Mon, 26 Mar 2007 15:45:53 GMT

Huh?! Why am I in a comic strip about tofu Waz??? I hate tofu!!! LOL!!!

source

Explosive Duo

Sun, 25 Mar 2007 13:48:04 GMT

When Beyonce and Shakira meet up for a song - Beautiful Liar, this is what comes up:

The result is explosive :D

La chanson qui fait rire et qui déchire!

Sun, 25 Mar 2007 13:37:34 GMT

Après le tube "Pas le temps", le générique de la série Prison Break, qui a fait un tabac, Faf Larage revient avec Ta Meuf(La Caille). Alors moi au début je me suis mais c'est quoi encore ce titre mais en écoutant bien la chanson et les paroles, surtout les paroles, je me suis bien marrée!!!

If they have sponsors?

Sun, 25 Mar 2007 13:25:36 GMT

While browsing through Waz Blog, I came to a blog post about:

if condoms have sponsors...

I was almost rotfl when I saw the picture:

GI Harry

Tue, 20 Mar 2007 07:02:24 GMT

Britain's Prince Harry, third in line to the throne, will be sent to Iraq, the Ministry of Defense said Thursday. Harry, 22, an army second lieutenant known as Troop Commander Wales, will lead 12 men from his Blues and Royals regiment of the Household Cavalry in four reconnaissance vehicles, the ministry said in a statement.

God save the possible-to-be-king!!!

The best remote control

Wed, 14 Mar 2007 17:28:07 GMT

Hey guys life would have been easier with that gadget huh?!

Too good bo true so cope with the reality!!!

LOL!

This makes me think about the Click movie.

Confessions Nocturnes

Sun, 11 Mar 2007 14:54:00 GMT

Michael Youn revient sur le devant de la scène avec une parodie de « Confessions nocturnes », de la chanteuse Diam's.

Michael Youn s'offre au passage un duo inédit avec Pascal Obispo, dans le rôle de Vitoo